by Jose Ruiz
 Interview with
Jim Geoghan and Jerry Kernion

Name any one of the legendary Norman Lear television sitcoms and there’s a good chance that you saw the name Jim Geoghan listed among the writers, and if you tune in to the Suite Life of Zack and Cody on the Disney Channel, Jim’s name will be not just on the writer credits, but also on the producer slate. The theatre world is bracing for his current onslaught of genius, when UG The Caveman Musical has its six week run starting January 19, 2007 through February 24 , 2007 at the Attic Theatre.

In a recent conversation with Jim, we were fortunate to be joined by Jerry Kernion, recently named Artistic Director for the Attic Theater and director of the upcoming UG. Between much laughter and bantering, we were able to get a little insight into the production and the background of these two giant talents of theatre. One thing was plainly evident. These two are having a great time getting the show ready and if the pre-buzz is any indicator, this show could rank way up there with the invention of the wheel – well maybe not the wheel, but definitely the invention of musical theatre.

RP: Okay. So, I think one of the things that we'd like to start with is your many years as a writer on television. On the show Family Matters, right?

 

JG: Yeah, I came here in 1980 to write for television. I worked for Norman Lear so I did all those Norman Lear shows. One Day At A Time, Facts of Life, I did Silver Spoons for five years back when he had seven shows on the air and there were, like, 32 sitcoms you know. Any schmuck who could write a joke could get a job – so it was a long time ago. (Laughter)

RP: Now, on Family Matters, that was a black show, right?

JG: It was the first black working-class domestic show, yeah.

RP: And you were a writer?

JG: Yeah, I was a writer-producer on the show for eight years.

RP: Any problems…..how did you connect the situations?

Jim Geoghan

JG: The shows were about any family that cares about each other. We didn’t do black oriented episodes – maybe one a year something with special interests to African Americans. It was about friendship, fidelity, faith, hope, trust and all kinds of issues that any family would face. It wasn’t….I mean…the actors were black but I never really thought of it was a "Black" show, you know. I didn’t think of it in those terms. I don’t think the actors thought of it in those terms either.

RP: So, now, what do you find is the biggest difference writing for theatre vs. television?

JG: Nobody gets to change a word. (Laughter) Nobody gets to change my words, but this is my 28th draft of UG so consequently, I wind up changing it more than anyone else would tell me to change it. Yeah, 28 drafts into UG – until I’m happy with it, and after this production I’ll probably do another draft when I see things I want to change, you know. But it’s mostly me and the ideas of good people like Jerry and the actors.

RP: When did you start working on UG?

JG: A Long time ago – almost ten years ago – I thought of it ten years ago. There’s a piece we might want to put in the play about my daughter when she was three years old. She used to do plays for me – and one day it occurred to me that she had never seen a play! I just wondered about it for months – how did she know to be in the light and put me in the dark?  I should preface this by saying that UG is about the invention of something we call a play – it’s about the invention of theatre. How did she know to make an entrance and an exit – how did she know to have props – how did she know to get music? She’d never been in the theatre! She’d never seen a play! I thought about that for years, and I started out in ’98 and I lost a year and a half with the wrong composer. By 2000 I found a new composer, a more commercial composer, Rick Rhodes, a man with seven or eight Emmy wins for music and something like twenty-four nominations and by 2001 we had pretty much this version of UG and we participated in the National Association of Musical Theatre yearly festival of musicals in New York and we premiered this there – seventeen days after the towers came down and you know – it just wasn’t the time to bring out a new comedy that week. (Laughter). Eventually I came across Jerry – we hit if off. We’re pals – he’s done our show a couple of times at the Disney Channel and that’s what brings us to the Attic Theatre now.

RP: – But you have done other plays before.

JG:– Oh sure –

RP: Is there one that you remember as being the best – a really good one?

JG:– Yeah – I spent eight years in night club comedy – trying to get to the Tonight Show with my partner and the Tonight Show did me the biggest career favor in my life. They told my partner and I that we would NEVER be on the Tonight Show. So I came out here to write for television and I met the man who had been Carson’s talent coordinator. I met him outside a theatre and I was shocked to find out he was five foot five and kind of wimpy. I said to my wife, "If I’m going to waste my life away, I want to waste my life over a six foot six guy – a real manly guy, you know, a strapping macho guy. I wasted eight years of my life wondering what he thought of me, so I went and wrote "Only Kidding" which is about the battle that comics had in the seventies in getting to the only primo exposure they had at the time, which was the Carson show.

So I wrote "Only Kidding" and that went to New York in 1988 and it ran for two years and did very well. It ran 500 performances and got two Drama Desk nominations, one for the play and one for Paul Provenza, who later went on to make "The Aristocrats" which is one of the dirtiest films ever made (laughing). But Paul is magnificent and the play had a terrific run. It was a fierce, vicious, ruthless, bare knuckle, filthy mouth play – and people just gobbled it up. We never had an empty seat and we were the highest rated audience satisfaction show in New York during the entire run – 500 performances. And I’m going to be as proud with UG. UG’s going to outdo that. UG is – well, when Jerry and I are 90, UG is going to be done in high schools – using his choreography – and his notes and the whole thing. (laughter)

Any eight people can do UG in a black box, with tracks and a fiber glass rock. If you have that, you’re doing UG. I wanted to design a light-weight musical that could be done on a professional level all the way down to literally, the high school level if I had to. You know the two most performed musicals in America are The Fantasticks and Charlie Brown. Both I believe have a cast of six – Charlie Brown uses a dog house and The Fantasticks uses a stick! And that’s it! So we use a fiber glass rock – and I’m talking too much. Ask Jerry  a question.

 

Jerry Kernion
RP:  Jerry Kernion, thanks for joining us.  How did this union between you come about?

JK: I paid him! (laughter) Not – really, as Jim said, he co-created a show called "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" on the Disney Channel and I’ve been fortunate enough to guest star on that show a couple of times and before that – it was "Smart Guy" – right?

JG: Yeah

JK: We originally met on "Smart Guy" and so I’ve know Jim throughout the years and we happened to be doing one of the episodes of "Suite Life – " and he had just done another show called "Two Gentlemen of Corona" to a great acclaim at another theatre that I’m involved with called West Coast Ensemble. That show was up for the Ovation award and did very well, so we started talking about that. I told him that I was the new Artistic Director at the Attic and would be interested in anything he had, because I’ve always admired Jim’s writing. Not only from "Ony Kidding" but another play called "Light Sensitive", which is one of my favorite plays, actually.

So Jim brought this musical up, and I thought, "There’s no way I can do a musical in this space" (the Attic). But we talked a little more about it and he told me it was about the relationships and about these characters, and less about the big grand sense and movement, and so I read it. I was on tour with a company I work with up in Seattle, and after I read it, one afternoon I called Jim and I said – "Let’s talk about it!" And that’s how it all went down.

RP: Being Artistic Director now – how has that changed you from what you did before?

JK: Well, I was a free lance director before for many different 99-seat companies and I also direct for camera as well – but now I have to think more with a mind for theatre in the long term. I’m not just taking on a show and doing that show and then leaving the theatre. I’m taking on that show as part of a season that I’ve designed – and trying to make that theatre work best for the whole season. So I need to make that show work as part of the whole season. So I think it just that now I have to look at the bigger picture.

RP: And UG is part of this season’s big picture?

JK: It is.

RP: It’s opening the season?

JK: Well, it’s my opening as Artistic Director here. I came on over last summer – and since then we’ve done one night marathons, a production of "Closer", the West Coast premiere of Keith Redden's "All the Rage" and then UG.

RP: How has the casting been for UG? Any nightmare casting stories?

JG:  We were going to do the play a little bit earlier – but we just couldn’t get the last two or three people to fit into place, and Jerry and I both agreed. Let’s do it right! Let’s have everyone we’re really excited about and right now we are totally excited about every member in the cast.

We had to wait a few months for the right pieces to fall into the right place, but to rush it into production with two or three people who could only do a few weeks and then come back later, we weren’t that excited about others, but the ones we loved were gracious enough to hold their schedules and come on back. I’ve seen the rehearsals and every role is strong – the casting is strong, top to bottom.

JK: It was worth the wait.

JG:– You know, people in theatre and in the arts tend to be impatient – "gotta get it done now – if I don’t do it now it will never get done" type of attitude. It was hard to wait. For me it was very hard. To sit back and do nothing is very tough. It’s tough, but we wanted to do it right. So we’ve got a great casts now. It worked out.

RP: You have as six week run?

JK: We’re scheduled for six weeks, and we hope to extend that if it does well.

JG: It opens on the 19th of January and the preview is on the 18th.

RP: So Jim, are you planning anything beyond UG – maybe UG 2 or UG 3?

JG: In regards to UG?

RP: Or maybe, let’s say your next project . . .

JG: I’m totally dried out! (laughter) I’m in such a shallow – fallow period right now it’s unbelievable! What am I doing? I was writing the book to a musical for Broadway and it’s being revised in a few months we just started a new season of Zack and Cody – I’m modifying a pilot and I’m looking at a screen play I just don’t have a play in me at this time. When it comes it’ll come. I have nothing beyond UG all right, I have another play, but I’m not telling anybody about it now/ (laughing). I’m always writing a play – always writing – I’ve been writing a play for seven years and I think I’ll be done in another six.

RP: Do you normally take a long time to finish a play? UG was eight years . . .

JG: UG took a long time because I had to collaborate with a composer and learn the trick of lyric writing. Two Gentlemen of Corona came quick – it only took about a year – but Only Kidding took three years – almost four; Light Sensitive took two years. Sometimes they just take a long time, and I don’t show it to anyone until it’s ready. UG is now a very lean show. It’s going to go by like a freight train full of big laughs and body punches – good looking girls and the music is kick-ass. It couldn’t be more exciting. 

RP: When you are writing e a play, are there any techniques for inspiration?

JG: I won’t start a play unless I know what the act break is. I want to have a good one, and this one has a really good act break – I won’t start writing anything until I know what the ending is. If you start writing and you don’t know the ending, you’re in big trouble. So when I know what the last page is I start writing the first page – so I’m thinking about UG for a good two years around the house. I know he’s a cave man – I know he fears death – I know he wants to immortalize himself in some way, and this is why we scratch pictures on wall – this is why we compose songs – and this is why we do artistic things. His artistic expression is a play – he invents something called "a play". Complications come to a strong act break – I know what the ending is going to be so I’m OK. Once I have that, I can finish. The first two years was just muddling all that through my mind, you know?

RP: Jerry, let me get back to you, if I may. As an artistic director, when somebody brings you a new project, what are you looking for?

JK: Well, it depends on what I’ve chosen as a season. As Artistic Director for this company, I want to do things that one would not normally see in a 99-seat theatre, or things that deserve a production but for some reason have not gotten it. I’m able get that and to do it in this kind of stage. And it’s the same thing with all the creative people I’m bringing in the writers – people of Jim’s caliber. The cast in the last show were people who normally don’t do 99-seat theatre. I’m really trying to bring in a higher caliber into this theatre and keep that working in this space.

RP: What is the process for planning a season? How do you decide – "This season I’m going to lean more this way ".

JK: Well, I don’t theme a season, but when I decide – you know, there might be a couple of lynchpins and then you work with that – you want to counter program. I don’t want to do six comedies a year – I don’t want to do six musicals, but if there was going to be a constant theme, it would be just a bit of something with an experimental edge – things you’re not necessarily going to see elsewhere. UG fits that bill in the sense that it’s a musical, and musicals in a 99-seat theatre are very – very difficult to do. On the other sense, this show could be a huge hit in Pacoima – or maybe Kansas City – it’s such an accessible show.

JG: With enough girls, it could be a big hit in Vegas! No reason why the tribe can’t consist of twenty beautiful women – no reason at all!

RP: And the costumes?

JG: Very – very – let’s just say it’s summer. It’s hot! You don’t want to wear too much! Jerry is right. If someone from New York saw it in a mid size house saw it, you’d up the chorus by about four people. You’d still have a lean cast of about sixteen and it would make a perfectly interesting and doable musical.

RP: So what has been the most challenging aspect of this production?

JG: Nothing other than just getting the right people. It’s very tough to find good actors, who have comedic skills, who can sing well and dance. That’s tough. It sounds easy, but it really isn’t. It’s very very tough.

RP: And for you Jerry, what was the hardest?

JK: I have to agree. Casting is 80% of the job, but once we got the cast we wanted the rehearsals have been quite easy actually. The cast is strong and they knew they were well cast for their roles, so it’s really been about just getting them up and telling the story.

JG: And two of the people in the cast work on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"! They auditioned for the part and got them; they just wanted to work with Jerry and its really great to have them.

RP: Jim, did you audition the people yourself?

JG: I was there, yes.

RP: Final decision was yours?

JG: Always Jerry’s – always Jerry’s.

JK: But Jim has so much experience I’d be a dummy not to listen to him (laughter).

RP: – So as a closing, let me ask you to fill in the blank here – "UG will be _____"

JG:  Uhmm – That’s a tough one, especially since I’m not a writer. OK . . . UG will be a medium sized motion picture in a couple of years! (Laughing)

RP: Jerry, you’re using a track (music)

JK: We are, but the singing is live.

JG: And the music is by Rick Rhodes, who unfortunately passed away recently. He left us much too soon. I made a promise to him that no one would ever touch his music. It’s all his work, and by the way, his widow will be at the show. It’s very important to her, and I’ll be thinking of him throughout the run.

JK: We’re dedicating the show to the memory of Rick – the music is phenomenal – it’s really catchy. You ask to fill in the blank - how about this, UG will be something that you remember much longer than just a half hour after you walk out! The music stays with you – the story stays with you and the characters stay with you.

JG: I’ll tell you a good story for closing. Two years ago I met a producer-writer on a pilot who was writing a musical and was scared to death. I told her, " Don’t be frightened – I did it and I’m a schmuck!" At the time I had CD’s so I gave her one – a CD of UG, which has very commercial songs – they’re almost songs for young people that can be enjoyed by adults. She called me up to tell me how much she enjoyed them, and said that her 10 year old boy recently had a birthday and was given as a present a choice to listen to any CD on the way to and from Disneyland. What did he choose to listen? UG. Both going and coming to Disneyland! Wow – this from a ten year old!

I said "I don’t know this kid, but tell him he’s got taste!"  (exit laughing)

UG will run at the ATTIC THEATRE from January 19 to February 24, 2007 - Click here for review

The Attic Theatre is located at:
5429 West Washington Blvd -
Los Angeles CA 90016.
Tickets at: (323) 525-0600 X2